8.08.2008

Let Me See Your Hands


"Let me see your hands!"
Is what the cop of the Florida Department of Environmental Protection ordered of the Lobster people.
They were skindiving on the eve of the two-day spiny lobster season in preparation for the next day's dive.
The officer was checking to make sure that there was no preemptive lobstering going on.
Do not mess with them--the Law enforcement officers of the DEP--I mean.
They will stalk and hunt you down.
We learned this eleven years ago when Steve and I were vacationing at the Keys with six other people.
We had rented a boat and started diving for stone crabs and spiny lobsters.
We touched and fondled every underwater sea creature that surrounded us, collecting some starfish and conchs along the way...in awe of the underwater sea creatures that surrounded us.
We had inadvertently wandered into the protected waters of Bahia Honda State Park hence the abundance and the ability for us to squeal "I got another one!" over and over again.
By the time we got to the marina, the cops--salivating-- were waiting for us.
They barked:
"You are hunting in protected waters and you will be fined $750.00+ for each specimen found."
"Open your live well."
Unbeknownst to us, Steve made the executive decision to empty out our live well.
(To this day we are not sure why he did this, perhaps he knew if we kept it...HE would have to cook it)
Imagine the cops surprise and (our relief) when there was no contraband to be found.
After issuing us a warning citation and Steve's name (whom the boat was rented by) put on a "watch" list for 10 years, we were let go.
That was in 1997.
Steve, you're clear to go lobstering again.
(Pictures from that trip are posted here.)


The Lobster People 2008.

(Pictures from Key West 2008 are posted here)

14 Comments:

Brittany said...

That is totally hilarious, I would have peed right therein the water, but looking back on it, it's sooo funny!

Gina said...

Whew.....that would have been quite costly! Ang lakas ng instincts ni Steve ano, to empty out the container.


Cheska, you are really having LOADS of fun this summer!

Annamanila said...

You what? fondled the crabs and lobsters,spines, claws and all? Aww. I would have risked that too, if I could catch them in the middle of the ocean.

If Steve didn't have the the presence of mind (but I think Gina's word, instinct, is more on target), your catch would have been the most expensive catch ever. I assume they'd allow you to take them home, ha.

I now remember who the lobster people are.

Charissa said...

Hey I recognized Mr. Joe from the Big unit days.

tsbowser said...

Great pictures, past and present. None of us look a day over 1997. I am sure you are glad (ahem) to be back home at last! Happy belated birthday, Erica, and congratulations on your acceptance to Pitt for your JUNIOR year! What great news!

P.S., Chari, I am soooo hungry for adobo (sp)...

Anonymous said...

i think the lobster people should use their GUNS to catch lobster!!!!!!!

Brillig said...

No way! That's crazy. Thank goodness he'd emptied the contraband. Still! Ten years? When you did nothing wrong? That's insane! But very, very funny!

texasholly said...

OMG. Love the story and the pictures are hilarious.

Gypsy at Heart said...

Scary. Hi Chesca dear. How are you?

mauniejames3 said...

Hey Chesca,
that is so funny...I say that when the kids are in the pool...your hubby is one smart dude...love the water in Florida...can't wait to get back...

cathouse teri said...

That is one cool story! I love it when the cops wind up looking like dipshits.

Yeah! I said it! Dipshits! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

That was real?? Good cats!

Was the ten year period nerve-racking ??? :-)

Francesca said...

haha, parang yung joke na, Look ma, no hands, kasi nakasabit ang towels sa "thing" nong mama!

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

HA HA Ha ha.... ahaa...
That's so funny.

There's something I've never done... I'll put it on the list. Thank you sweet lady!

That's really cool that you two didn't get busted by the sea cops.

;o)

Scarlett & Viaggiatore