Me: "Steve, that was the best cure for my insomnia--I have not slept that well in a long time.
It was mind boggling!"
Steve: "Well, then you know what you can expect?"
Me: "What?"
Steve: "A good night's sleep about once every two weeks."
"Now.....don't you need to tell me something?"
Me: "Thank you?"
Steve: "No."
Me: "You are incredible?!?"
Steve: ---
Me: ---
Long Pause
(me racking my brains for more adjectives...)
Me: "Oh... Happy Birthday!!"
(I guess reveling in "a good night's sleep" can make one forget their spouse's birthday)
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